|Posted by adrenalineprowrestling on June 20, 2011 at 9:56 PM|
My Name is Jay Johnson,
I should let you know before I even begin that I am the Smile, the Style, and the Physical Profile of APW. And the fact that the monkies in APW management decided to have me write to YOU fans is downright ridiculous! Im above sharing my thoughts with you people. So against my best wishes let me, share my intermost feelings with you lovely people.
So in case you havn't noticed I have been sidelined with a spinal fracture which puts me out of action for the foreseeable future. Now don't start thinking that just because I'm hurt means I won't still make an impact here in APW. I proved that at the last show when I hit Kannundrum, or whatever her name is, with my back brace. She's just the first of many to learn the hard way of what it feels like to mess with the likes of Jay Johnson. See because the truth is, unlike most of you people, Im actually still working even though I'm sidelined. I'm learning everything from the best of the best, Derek Cornell. Learning that I can make the same impact I was making if not a larger one. See, I'm actually competent enough to maximize my potential in any situation. And now since IHOP has added Brian Gott to its arsenal, pretty sure I'll be unstoppable in no time.
But enough about me, lets talk about something more important. Next month IHOP is disgraced because my mentor Derek has to wrestle the likes of Mike D. I dont know why he deserves a shot. He won a battle royal? Whoop-D-freakin-DOO! I've won battle royals before, why didnt I get a shot! Mike D is simply put, irrelavant. Derek wont have a problem handling him and remaining the APW champion. I know it. And theres not a thing you people can do about it.
I was also told to tell you to comment below with your "thoughts", and that I was supposed to "read" them. Psh, if I wanted my IQ to drop significantly Id hang out with you people more often. But go ahead, write something interesting. Make a joke, post you feeling about me. I dont care. Because at the end of the day....I'm still better than you!
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